DCH4

DC Harriettes And Harriers Hash House

Past Trails

DCH4 Trail#1984 12/23/17

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This Saturday – The Island of Misfit Toys Trail! (Special time, special pricing!)

Start: Behind TGI Fridays 6751-B Frontier Dr, Springfield, VA 22150

Time: 430PM

Hares: Charlie-in-the-Box (Tour duh Whore) and the Spotted Elephant (Pay Per View)

Hare mobile: (703) 678-3640

Cost :$9

Directions: 
Metro: Blue line to Franconia/Springfield station. Walk (frogger-style) towards Springfield Town Center, TGI Fridays will be on your right as soon as you cross under the Franconia/Springfield Parkway.

Driving: From points South: take I95 North to exit 169A/B towards VA-644 (Franconia Road). TGI Fridays on the opposite side of mall. From points North: Take I395 to I95, immediately take exit for VA-644 (Franconia Road), once on Franconia take a right onto Frontier Drive. When in doubt use a Navi.

PRELUBE:  Starts at 2pm!!!  TGI Fridays!!!
Other details: Trail is A to B. Stroller, dog and misfit friendly. Costumes and ugly sweaters encouraged. No shiggy with the exception of inflatables in the yards. We will encounter some spirits of Christmas, so stumbling is possible.

On – In: 5951 Franconia Road Alexandria VA

Do not come to the house early, you will be “home alone” with no beer! We prefer cars being left at Franconia-Springfield Metro or Springfield Town Center (formerly Springfield Mall). If you simply MUST park near the end, park in either Edison HS, Franconia ES or along Villa Street. DO NOT PARK ON EM ST. PLEASE!

DCH4 Trail#1983 12/16/17: Special start time of 5pm

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Hares: PITA

Where: PITA’s parents house (9600 old spring rd. Kensington, MD) The corner of E Bexhill and Old Spring rd. The driveway is off E. Bexhill and the house has a waterfall down the front lawn.

How much: $6

Trail Details: Dress in your best holiday apparel. Prelube starts at 4:00pm, trail starts at 5 for a walk to the Mormon Temple to enjoy all the beautiful Christmas lights.

On-After: Drink and hang out by the bonfire till the beer runs out. Then to Bar Louie if you’re still up for more drinking.

Side note: Brookland, Fort Totten, and Takoma will be closed this weekend. However, shuttles will be provided. If you have any questions, or you need a ride from Forest Glen Metro call PITA at 301-412-3215

DCH4 Trail #1982: 12/9/17 2pm – AGM, White Elephant, & Potluck

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Hares: The Outgoing GMs – Duckbill & LNDT (and her sidekick, Spelunker)

Where: Doc Strangelove’s House – 10970 Rice Field Place, Fairfax Station, VA 22039

How Much: $6 if you bring a dish to share; $10 if you don’t

Also Bring: A present for exchange – don’t spend more than $20. We’re hashers, and we’re cheap; however, don’t just bring trash — please be creative!

Trail Description: A merry jaunt through streets and shiggy. Walkers & runners trails are between 2-4 miles in length (so it doesn’t take us long to get right to feasting & presents). Tough stroller friendly.

DCH4 Trail #1980: 11/25/17 2pm – Silver Spring, MD

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Start: 8010 Piney Branch Rd Silver Spring, MD 20910

Hares: Late Nite & Spelunker

How Much: $6

Trail Description:  expect hills but a short-ish trail for runners (3+ miles), stroller and dog friendly (please be aware that we have 2 large dogs at our house though)

On-After: La Casita Pupuseria  8214 Piney Branch Rd Silver Spring, MD

Note about metro:  The closest metro, Takoma, will be closed on 11/25 – if you plan to take public transportation, catch the free shuttle from Fort Totten to the other stops north of that point on the red line.  Our house is equally between both Takoma & Silver Spring metro stations, but the terrain is pretty flat from Silver Spring vs. the rolling hills from Takoma.

 

 

DCH4 Trail #1979: 11/18/17 2pm – Rockville, MD

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Start: Woodley Gardens Park 900 Nelson St, Rockville, MD 20850

Start directions: Find wankers in the parking lot

Hares: CP & Extra Creamy Dog Crap

How Much: $6

Trail Description:  Dog friendly, not really a walker trail (yet), but easy to do a stroller friendly trail nearby.

On after: Hard Times Cafe, 1117 Nelson st. Rockville 20850.

Hare #: 773-531-3209

DCH4 Trail #1978: Veterans Day (11/11) 2pm – Riverdale, MD

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Start: Riverdale Community Park, 5400 Haig Dr, Riverdale, MD 20737

Hares: Snail

How Much: $6

Trail Description: It will be dog friendly, but because of the anticipated temperatures, will have a reasonably short circle at the end.

On-further on: Franklins General Store (5123 Baltimore Ave, Hyattsville, MD 20781) is a bi-level brew pub with a quirky gift shop.

DCH4 Trail #1977: 11/4/17 2pm – Alexandria, VA

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Theme:  Day of the Death Warmed Over – Missed Halloween? Day of The Dead? Itching to break out your costume from InterAm in Phoenix again? Feel free to wear a costume for Day of the Death Warmed Over…
 
Start Location:Ben Brenman Park  4800 Brenman Park Drive Alexandria, VA 22304 
Meet in the large parking lot off of Somervelle St.
Hares: Pay Per View , Quick Closing and Just Mena
Cost: $6.
 
Other Trail Deets: A to A’. Expect some shiggy. We may have an impromptu beer check so plan on brining extra $$$ and your ID. We are still working on trail deets and let you know at the start if you should bring them.
 
On After: Port City Brewery or Los Toltecos. We’re working on it..
 
Directions: From I395, take Duke Street exit heading east towards Old Town Alexandria. Take a right onto Somervelle Street, take it all the way to the end to the large parking lot and look for wankers.

DCH4 Trail #1976: 10/28/17 2pm – Wheaton, MD

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PHAT BOY HASH!

When: Saturday, October 28, 2017 – 2:00 PM

Cost $9 – On After Food will be provided

Hares: Count Crackula, (301-332-7073) Front Office, Thor the Wanker, Sushi a la carte

Where: 10426 Inwood Ave. Silver Spring, Maryland 20902

Trail Description:

After a multi year absence, DCH4 is proud to bring back the Dennis Avenue Phat Boy hash. The Phat Boy is a combination live hare/pick up trail with shot or drink checks every couple of minutes. We will literally be dragging a cooler on wheels around the Dennis Ave. Silver Spring area. This is NOT a traditional hash so I wasn’t planning to set a runners/walker trail as the primary objective here is to haul the Phat boy from place to place in the neighborhood and imbibe in various types of beverages. This is an A to A trail.

If you really want to do a run/walk I will set a short trail but only if wankers really want me to.

On after: Will be at CC’s and Front Office’s back yard for on-after food, fire pit, s’mores, and plenty of quality beer etc.

Start Directions:

From Beltway 495 exit Georgia Ave. MD 97 North, at third light make a right on Dennis Ave. Go 1 mile to first light – Inwood Ave. make a left, house is top of the hill on the left, 10426, park on Inwood.

Metro – take Red Line to Forest Glen station. Call Count Crackula and he can pick you up at Metro which is 1 mile from the house.

DCH4 Trail #1975: 10/21/17 2pm – Glenmont, MD

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What: Trail #1975 NOT DEAD YET TRAIL
Why:  Sexagenarians getting it up for live haring. You really should be able to catch them.
When: Saturday, October 21, 2:00 under duress
What: Runner and walker trails. A to D
Where: Start 3rd level Glenmont Metro [old/east] garage, 12501 Georgia Avenue 
Silver Spring, MD 20906
Hares? Standard Deviant (Deev), 1000 Watt Twat, Just Fey
How much? $6
On After: Deev’s, bring stuff to eat and drink, there may be a grill
As dog friendly as it is people friendly. Strollers not advised.