DCH4

DC Harriettes And Harriers Hash House

Past Trails

DCH4 Trail #1961: 7/1/17 2pm – Silver Spring, MD

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Where:  10426 Inwood Avenue, Silver Spring, MD  20902
Start (metro) directions:  Red Line to Forest Glen –  call Crackula for a ride and we’ll coordinate
Hares:  Count Crackula, Front Office, and Happy Meal
How Much: $9.00 — yes, we’re feeding you!
Trail Description:  A to A, runners’ and walkers’ trails, dogs OK (need leash)
Circle and On-After:  Casa de Crackula/Front Office; bring a blanket or lawn chair
Hare(s) Phone #: 301-332-7073 (Count); 301-661-4288 (Front Office)

DCH4 Trail #1958: 6/3/17 3pm Tour duh Hash – Takoma Park, MD

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2nd leg of Tour duh Hash!

When: 6/3/17 3pm

Where:  VFW “Hells Bottom” Takoma Park  6420 Orchard Ave, Takoma Park, MD 20912

Start directions:  Park in the gravel lot at the VFW, follow chalk to sign-in and beginning circle (2 block walk).

Metro directions:  Take the red line to Takoma.  Take the F2 bus towards Cheverly (departure time 2:27 – runs hourly). Disembark on Eastern Ave where Kansas Ave crosses (5 min ride).  Cross to the other side of Eastern Ave and walk down 4th Ave for 2 blocks.  The VFW will be on the right.  Follow chalk to start.

Alternative metro directions:  Take the red or green line to Fort Totten (*green line is single-tracking).  Take the K6 bus towards White Oak (departure time 2:36 or 2:51 – runs every 15 mins).  Disembark on New Hampshire Ave where Sheridan St crosses (10 min ride). Cross to the other side of New Hampshire Ave.  Follow chalk to start.

Hares (Trail):  Bobbin 4 Buttplugs, Late Nite Drive Thru, Brokeback Mama

Hare Assistants (On-After):  Pervarotti, RU-469, & Duckbill Cookiepuss

How Much: $15.00

Trail Description:  Bring headlamps and dry shoes for both walkers and runners trails! Shiggy factor: 6 of 10 – definitely PI, ticks, and water crossings; A to A’ ; Walkers trail is NOT stroller friendly.

On-After:  VFW Takoma Park – CASH only

On-After details:  $15 gets you trail, pitchers of draft beer or sodas until 8pm, and a barbecue (pulled pork, chicken chili, & hot dogs) prepared by our grillmaster, Pervarotti.  GF & Vegetarian dishes will be provided (speak to the Hare Assistants for details).  If you want to contribute, feel free to bring a dessert to share.

Bring chairs for seating outside.  A local band starts playing around 830pm.  Please tip them & your bartenders!  If you plan to purchase anything on your own/after 8pm, please be aware that the VFW is CASH only.

Hare’s phone #: LNDT 240-274-3707

DCH4 Trail #1957: 5/27/17 2pm Rockville, MD

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Where: Croyden Creek Nature Center  852 Avery Rd, Rockville, MD 20851

Start directions:  Meet in the main nature center parking lot

Hares:  RU-469, Late Nite Drive Thru, Ass Spelunker

How Much: $6.00

Trail Description:  A-A, Shiggy factor: 4 out of 10, tough dog friendly – not stroller friendly, bring dry shoes, please bring chairs for end circle

On-After:  Rockville’s Hometown Holidays festival – free festival in downtown Rockville where street food and beer will be available for purchase while live bands play on 3 stages

Hare(s) Phone #: Spelunker (757) 636-2524; RU-469 (301) 802-2938

DCH4 Trail #1956: 5/20/17 2pm – District’s Birthday Trail – Shaw Metro Station

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So District 69 is turning 40 we are going to celebrate in style…Wear your most douchie-boat-shoe-get-up all day long… From the prelube, to the trail, to the on-after party, and the on-after-after…
Theme: Boat Shoe Douche Bag Birthday Trail


Pre-Lube: 1:00pm at Right Proper 624 T St NW, Washington, DC 20001

Start: 2;00pm Shaw Metro Station – 1701 8th St NW, Washington, DC 20001

Hares: Spare My Finger, Seven Queer Stitch, Liquor Box, Muffin Man, and others!

Trail Details:
· Trail is A to A`
· Walker’s Trail: 2.39 Miles
· Runner’s Trail: 4.50 Miles
· Bag Vehicle will be provided
· Dog Friendly: Yes
· Stroller Friendly: Yes
· Forecast is 70 degrees and sunny.
· Bring Virgins to sacrifice celebrate
· Shiggy rating is about a 0/10

How Much: $6 hash cash

On-After: · Fathom Gallery 1333 14th St NW https://fathomgallery.org/

DCH4 #1955: Bananacostia V

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When: Saturday, May 13 @ 2:00pm

Where: Bardo Brewing (25 Potomac Ave. SE, Washington, DC  20003)

Note: This is the new Bardo location near the Nats Stadium (not Bladensburg Rd.)
On the river, next to the bridge.

Hares: Banana Condom, Mystery Hare

Phone: 503-278-6081 (Banana Condom)

Cost: $0 – Pay your own way for pre-lube, beer check (@ brewery), and on-in.

Trail: Rainy day hash, so we’re taking a DC brew tour. Runners and walkers should expect an exciting tour through the most contaminated scenic sections of DC’s Banacostia River.

Trail is Bardo to Bardo. Beer check is at a different mystery brewery, so bring cash/card & ID on trail.

This trail will also be a DC Race Invaders H3 invasion hash. Come out to give those r*cist bastards a hard time as they stumble into Bardo around the same time that we stumble out.

It’s also the first time we’ve hashed in DC in while, so there’s that.

DCH4 Trail 1954: 5/6/17 2pm Bethesda, MD

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Siths: Darth Sinnus, Darth Blasphemilator, Senator Otternivium (Survival of the Spittest, Ginger Snatch, Under 25 to Ride)

What: Hash trail.  Star Wars themed for Revenge of the Sith!
Location: Locust Grove Nature Center (7777 Democracy Rd, Bethesda, MD)
When: Saturday May 6, 2017  2:00 PM
How Much: $6
Specifics: Pleasant, springtime shiggy.  It’s Cabin John.  So you’re not up to your nerfherders in swamp muck but you’ll probably get you your Return of the Jedi bikini wet.  Definitely dog friendly (woof!).  I would say not very stroller friendly.
On After: Do you love cheap beer and corned beef?  Have we got a treat for you!  Hank Dietle’s is hosting DCH4’s on after.  This bar is a Rockville tradition featuring over 8 feet of bar, 1 pool table, a juke box with awesome tunes, locals…etc!  Where the etc means a permanent food truck outside that serves corned beef!
Special treat: Architectural wonders!

DCH4 Trail 1953

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April 29 at 3 pm DCH4 hash at Wunderlic Manor in Brookeville, MD

The 3 B’s Hash

Hares: Stevie Wunderlic and FeyLay!

Runners’ and walkers’ trails, no strollers, dogs OK (need leash)

Circle and on after at Stevie’s: 19421 James Creek Ct Brookeville, MD 20833

Hash cash = $9

BBQ, BONFIRE, and BEER!

Hare cell for Stevie: 240-620-6885