Past Trails

This is part two of the hashing fun in the Harper’s Ferry, WV area. (Part one is MVH3 trail and lunch. Those deets at the bottom.)

What:
DCH4 trail, tubing, dinner, Camping

Who:
Hashers who enjoy some fun on foot followed by fun floating downstream in the Shenandoah!

Where:
Bare Bottom, WV
When: sign in at 2:30, pack away at 3:00 pm

Hares: Read Between the Slime, Late Night Drive Through, Ass Spelunker
Costs:
$10 hash cash gets you beverages and post-trail meal (Slime’s Chili and Baked Potato Bar)

Optional Costs:
Inner tube bulk prices are $15-$19 each (depending on quantity). There is a shipping lag. If you want one bought for you tell Slime before 18 May). Some might be available in small quantities at Walmart (last year they sold out a few days before the weekend).

Deets:

River safety deets:
PFDs: Ensure you have a plan to have one you can use. I have a few personal flotation devices but not enough for everyone (please bring yours and offer to share spares with others).
Foot protection:

The river bottom and banks have sharp rocks and other sharp stuff. You must wear foot protection (flip flops do not count!).

River fun deets:
Bring your own inner tube, kayak, SUP, canoe, fishing gear, floating coolers.

Non-river fun:
11+ miles of hiking trails, paved paths for biking or blading, fun yard games, Appalachian Trail vistas.

Getting there:
The trail start location
(1648 Patriots Way
Harper’s Ferry WV)
is about 30 minutes South of the MVH3 trail.

That event should wrap up between 1:45-2:00 pm. That gives folks 30-45 minutes to get to this trail just in time for sign in!

Camping deets:
Tents and RVs welcome.
You’re welcome to arrive Friday and stay through Sunday (around noon) or just come for the Saturday fun. (There is potential that folks could stay through Monday but that is TBD).

Port-o-potty on site, propane grills available.
No water or electric hook ups.

Sunset is at 8:20 pm so there should be time to set up tent after the DCH4 hash dinner.

Kids are welcome on the trail/float.

Parents should monitor kids’ proximity to end circle.

Part 1 Deets:

MVH3 Trail #2081:
The ‘Memorial Day in the Ferry!’ Trail!

Date/Time:
May 23, 2026
Hare(s) Away @ 10:00
Pack Away @ 10:15

What to Expect:
As usual, we will try to use the least of our hills to entertain you in beautiful wild and wonderful West Virginia! Just kidding, there’s more hills this year.

Trail Start:
171 Taylor Street
Harpers Ferry WV 25425

https://maps.app.goo.gl/Uahj5BPySvWLiZP27

Cost:
$6

Hare(s):
Pebbles for Pussy
Herpicles
Hybred
Sweet Baby Jesus
Rockfish

Nobody signed up to hare this week, so no trail. That sucks. So PJ and Splooge are scouting trail for Tour duh Hash and we want you to join us in scouting out the food hall nearby for after our trail for tour!

where: The Spot Camp Springs (4531 Telfair blvd suite 101, Camp Springs, MD)

when: 5/16 @ 1pm

Cost: Pay as you go

 

Your delightfully questionable hares, Low Profile and Change of Shart (Tampa H3), proudly present an “extended” pub crawl experience—because why walk a straight line when you can zigzag between beer stops?

📍 Start: Huntington Metro Station
2501 Huntington Ave Alexandria VA

⏰ Time: 2:30 gather, 3pm on out!

🍻 Trail Type: A-B, pay-as-you-go (support local businesses and your bad choices)

🚇 Bonus Feature: Metro ride included—because we’re classy like that

📏 Distance: ~3–4.69 miles (depending on how lost you get between pubs)

🌿 Shiggy: Minimal (your liver will do the heavy lifting)

Details: Expect 3–4 pubs, questionable navigation, and possibly making friends with strangers who regret meeting you later.

Dog/kid friendliness? Kids no. Dogs… at your own risk, unsure which pubs, if any, allow dogs or have patio space to chill on

✨ We’ve got visiting hashers in town, so bring your A-game!

🏁 On-After: Either Murphy’s Irish Pub or Hofbräu (decision pending—much like most of your life choices on trail)

***NOTE SPECIAL START TIME OF 9:30am***

May 2nd Hash will be in Baltimore City following the route of the kinetic sculpture race! This event is one of the most popular in Baltimore. The clever designs, the outrageous outfits, the energy and the vibe make it an event you need to experience at least once.

https://kineticbaltimore.com/

Special time: 9:30 a.m.

Special Instructions: BYOE in your own backpack

Hare: Amazon

Meet under 395 at M8 brewery

1399 South Sharp Street, Baltimore City, MD 21230

This week’s trail starts at Saints Row Brewing—a solid brewery that’s closing its doors for good this weekend 🍻

Join us for a sendoff hash featuring the usual: questionable trail markings, light shiggy, and at least one moment of “this can’t possibly be right”… but somehow is. We’ll wander, we’ll circle, and we’ll raise a final glass to a good spot that’s poured plenty of decent beers

Come out, be mildly inappropriate, and help us give it a proper (and slightly unhinged) goodbye.

🐇 Hare(s): No Child Left Behind and Princess Jizzmine

📍 Start Location: Saints Row Brewing
15 Fulks Corner Ave Suite 101-102, Gaithersburg, MD 20877

⏰ Time: 2pm gather, pack on out @ 3pm

🏃‍♀️ Distance (Runner/Walkers): 2 miles walkers // 4 miles runners

🌿 Shiggy Level (out of 10): 1/5 both

👶 Stroller Friendly?: walkers yes

🐕 Dog friendly?: yes please leash

🍺 on after: Mayan Monkey
227 E Diamond Ave, Gaithersburg, MD 20877

💵 Cost: keep your doll hairs and spend at the brewery

📱Hares contact number: (and let me know what date you wanna hare!)
PJ 240-672-8819

🗒️ extra notes: it’s gonna be a rainy one, so bring a dry bag or your galoshes

Hares: Semen on the Pew, Straight in the Navy, and beer/bag wench 23 in Me.

Date: Saturday, April 18, 2026

Time: 3pm

Location: Anacostia Metro Station Parking Garage (free on weekends), Green Line

Details: A to A’. Runners and walkers trails. Shiggy rating; runners: 6.69, walkers: 3.69. Dog friendly but not really stroller friendly.

Cost: $7

Pre-lube/on-after: Atlas Brew Works Bridge District, 600 Howard Rd, SE (1/4 miles from start).

Hares: Count Crakula and Front Office

Date: April 11, 2026

Time: 3:00 pm

Location: 10426 Inwood Ave, Wheaton/Silver Spring, MD

Cost: $7

Details: A to A Runners and walkers trails. Mostly stroller friendly. Please park on right side of Inwood just past my house on the left.

Contact Count Crakula at 301-332-7073

NOTE SPECIAL START TIME OF 1:15pm

Trail Start: 1219 Kenyon St NW. Columbia Heights (about 2 blocks east of Columbia Heights Metro). Go around the back of the house via alley. Early arrivals welcome.

Time: Hares away at 1:15 pm, Pack away at 1:30 pm NOTE EARLY START!!

Cost: $7

Hare(s): Apparently Pregrant, Slimey Limey, Number Two, Octopussy

Distance: Walkers 2.5 Silly Miles
Runners 4.69 Silly Miles

On After: We will gather after trail at MAD HATTER bar (1319 Connecticut Ave NW, https://www.madhatterdc.com) for a truly mad tea party!
Dogs: yes for Start and Trail, no for on after

Bikes and Strollers: Yes for Both, as well as unicycles, scooters, wheelchairs, and coconut horses. There are a few stairs, but there are workarounds.

Details: Trail is A to B. Recommend Metro (on in is near another Metro stop). Bag Vehicle, Shiggy is 0.1. No cranium lamps needed. Recommend silly/special attire (silly hats or caps or Easter bonnets, something absurdly british, Monty Python movie or skit or something Eastery.
Double header: Mount Vernon H3 at 10 am (DCH4 is reverse trail)
If trail map needed contact Hares.

This is the 4th DC iteration of the Ministry of Silly Walks and Runs, so it will be bedlam in every sense of the word. Walkers and Runners will get cards describing a rather silly way to walk or run to the next check, at which point they may trade their card with another “victim”/hasher. Shot and/or beer check and PRIZES at the end for th silliest or myst Pythonesque hasher. ON AFTER too.

Nobody signed up to hare this week so no trail.

Where: PITA’s (2503 Dennis Ave, Silver Spring)

When: 3/21 from 11am – 3pm

SIP SIP WHORE- AY, TAKE MY CLOTHES AWAY!
Spitz is moving to Florida & has MANY boxes of hash costumes! Come to pita’s to peruse her shit & raise a glass to Spitz!
No trail. POT LUCK! Bring food and beverages to share. See food thread in comments!
pita #301-412-3215

We will head to Late Nites and Spelunkers backyard at 3pm for prelude to her bday bash!!! (8010 Piney Branch rd. Silver Spring, MD)

Starting at 5:30 is Late Nites 50th Birthday party. Please let us know if you’re planning on attending so we can plan food and beverages accordingly.

https://www.evite.com/event/03FCIIAE4SKDAAFDAEPQZ3SGJMPKDA?utm_campaign=send_sharable_link&utm_source=evitelink&utm_medium=sharable_invite

Contact Spelunker 757-636-2524 or Late Nite 240-274-3707 for questions or concerns about the birthday party.