DCH4

DC Harriettes And Harriers Hash House

Past Trails

DCH4 Trail# 2037 – 1/5/19 @ 3pm

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Start Location: Coordinates are  39.111387,-76.855455  in Laurel, MD.
street parking along pilgrim ave.
Dropped pin
Near Pilgrim Ave, Laurel, MD 20723
https://maps.app.goo.gl/nTJ9D
When: 1/5/19 @ 3pm
Hares: Blinded by the Spooge
Cost: $6
Details: Trail is A-A. There will be some shiggy and some pavement. Weather forecast says it may rain, so bring dry shoes and clothes.
On-After: Sip at C Street
24 C St #100, Laurel, MD 20707
(301) 725-2746
https://maps.app.goo.gl/nQ5gc
I don’t think it’s pet friendly. They do have limited seating outdoor.

DCH4 Trail# 2036 – 12/29/18 @ 2pm – 12 Down Down of Hashmas

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NOTE SPECIAL START TIME OF 2PM!!!

12 Down Downs of Hashmas
Where: Takoma Park Middle School (7611 Piney Branch Rd. Silver Spring, MD 20910)
When: Dec 29th @ 2pm
Hares: Late Nite Drive Thru and Ass Spelunker
Cost: $20
Metro: Closest metro to start is Takoma on the red line (3/4 mile from start)
Details: This is the 12 Down Downs of Hashmas. Trail will be A-A’. Dog and stroller friendly. No need for shiggy clothes. You will stay dry. Wear something festive. There will be one beer check and 11 shot checks. Trail will only be 2 or so miles. This is a walking trail singing Christmas carols.
On After: End Circle will be at Late Nite and Spelunker’s house (8010 Piney Branch Rd. Silver Spring, MD 20910) only a quarter mile from start.
On After details: We have two kegs: PBR and Harp. Crash space is available and is highly encouraged. There will be a lot of drinking. We don’t want you to drink and drive, so please crash if you get too drunk. On after is dog friendly (as long as they get along with other dogs). Keep in mind we have two dogs. You will get tons of food as well, so I hope you’re hungry.
Menu: 
 (everything gluten free):
Tuscan White Bean Soup (vegan)
Baked Ham
Sweet Potato Casserole (contains nuts & dairy)
Indian-Spiced Rice Pilaf w/Dates & Parsley (vegan)
Roasted Vegetables (vegan)
Green Beans w/Mustard Vinaigrette (vegan)
Green Salad w/Marmalade Dressing & Toasted Almonds (vegan)
The appetizers will not always be gluten free or vegan.  If you have dietary concerns, please ask me what something contains.

DCH4 Trail# 2035 for 12/22 – Island of Misfit Toys Trail!

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Prelube starts at 3PM, Trail starts about 430PM.
Where: 5951 Franconia Road Alexandria, VA
Hares: PPV and Tour
Cost: $9 or $6 with a side dish
Directions: 
Metro: Take the Blue Line to Van Dorn Street Station.  Take Fairfax Connect Bus 109 or 322 to get you close by. Or walk the mile. Or arrange a ride.
Driving:  I495 to Van Dorn Street Exit.  Take a right off the exit ramp heading south on Van Dorn Street.  Take a right on Franconia Road. Limited parking at the start – park on VIlla Street (a block from the start).
Other trail info: A to A, come dressed as your favorite misfit toy or in an ugly sweater!  Hashmas Carols to be sung. We will burn shit!

DCH4 Trail# 2034 – 12/15/18 @ 5pm

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NOTE THE SPECIAL TIME OF 5pm!!!

 
Where: 9600 Old Spring Rd, Kensington, MD 20895
When: Prelube @ 5pm, Trail starts @ 7pm
Hares: PITA
Cost: $10 (There will be food).
 
Details: Wear something festive, this is a boozy stroll to the Mormon temple. There may be very little running involved. Enjoy the lights, they are amazing.
Location Details: The house is on the corner of East Bexhill and Old Spring Rd. The driveway is on East Bexhill Rd. Look for the waterfall down the front yard.
Questions call PITA @: 301-412-3215
Closest Metro is Forest Glen.

DCH4 Trail# 2033 – 12/8/18 @ 3pm

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Another Shmegg trail in Greenbelt.
Hash Cash: $6
What: I’ll figure it out Saturday morning.  Show up and take your chances.  Bring a dry bag.  Runner and walker options. A to A.
Directions to start:  From the Beltway, take exit 23 Kenilworth Ave. North toward Greenbelt. Go about a half mile and turn right on Crescent Rd. at the light. Go about a mile and turn left on Gardenway at the stop sign. 2 Gardenway Unit S is on the right. Park and hash.  Don’t step on the flowers.  Prelube and on-after is walking distance from start in Roosevelt Center.
Hare Phone: 240.461.3390

DCH4 Trail# 2032 – 12/1/18 @ 3pm – White Elepant / AGM

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Start: Doc Strangelove’s House (10970 Rice Field Place, Fairfax Station, VA 22039)
Hares: Outgoing GMs (Well, one of them at least) – IE Shmegg (possibly others)
When: Dec 1st, 2018 @ 3pm
Cost: This is a potluck, if you bring a dish to share the cost is $6, if not $10
Also Bring: A present for exchange – don’t spend more than $20. We’re hashers, and we’re cheap; however, don’t just bring trash — please be creative! Alcohol is always creative.
AGM Details: Remember, this is also the AGM. We are looking for volunteers for the following positions:
Grand Master/Mistress
Religious Advisor
Hare Razor
Haberdasher
Webmucker
Songmeister
Beltway Bob Rep
Full Moon Ambassador
Sign-In / Hash Cash
Hash Curmudgeon
Trail details: Trail is A-A and start and down downs are in doors.
On After: Doc’s House (same as start)

DCH4 Trail# 2031 – 11/24/18 @3pm – EWH3/WH4/DCH4 Lets get basted trail

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EWH3, WH4, and DCH4 have tightly enmeshed our three foul kennels to bring you the First Anal Turducken Trifuckta Brew Crew Leap Frog Let’s Get Basted! Trail!! Saturday, 11/24, come on out at 3pm for four (4!) beer checks to forget all about the quality family time you just endured. So, stumble off your airplane from Dulles or National, throw your luggage in a bush somewhere, and enjoy top flight brew crew hospitality as Scrotal Recall (EWH3 beer van) and Beer Force One (WH4 beer van) leap frog across beer checks to get you properly lewbed up by sundown (or, I guess we could, you know, put your luggage in one of the vans if we have to). 
 
When: 3pm, November 24th, 2018
Where: Plaza at Rosslyn Metro (1700 N Moore st. Arlington, VA 22209)
 
Hares/Brew Crew/Various MM Randos Who May or May Not Have Some Responsibilities:
Shamrock Your Cock, Tony Panda, Throbbin Hood, Blow Me Closer Tiny Dancer, Atari 6900, Assfixiation, Have You Blown My Stapler, Seven Queer Stitch, Quid Pro Blow, Scrotal Recall, Beer Force One, and on-on
Cost: $7 (Yes, $1 extra. There’s a bazillion beer checks)
 
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Urban shiggy. If it looks cloudy bring an umbrella and show up anyway because These Beers Ain’t Gonna Drink Themselves and I Can’t Remember the Lyrics for the Glorious Victorious Song.
 
How Far: Oh sweetie, it’s four beer checks, does it really matter?
 
On-After: Vinyl Lounge at Gypsy Sally’s; (3401 K st. NW.  Washington DC 20007) There is a free show there at 8 pm.
 
Specials: Your mom thinks I’m special.

DCH4 Trail# 2030 – 11/17/18 @ 3pm – BASH and Hash Trail

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What: Hash on foot or bike! Twice the idiocy for one low price. There will be some sort of DCH4 HASH trail. The BASH trail will be 10-15 miles. Everyone is On OUT at same time.
Where: The park at the intersection of University Research Ct. and River Rd in College Park (GPS Coordinates 38.969641, -76.923647)
Hare: Anycock and ECDC
Time: 3pm
Cost: $6
Details: Both the BASH and hash are on out at same time. Trail will be either A-A or A-A’. BASH is wholly paved. Wear a helmet, reflective stuff, have lights, be sort of sensible with some roads. There will be beer checks. All bikes suitable. Bash is about 14 miles. If you wanna BASH and don’t have a bike then you can use those rent a bikes you see on the corner.
The  Bash and hash share a small amount of trail. However Runners that want a long-ass pavement run can be provided with cutoffs on bash trail and have at it.
On After: TBD
Hares Cell: Anycock @ 240-618-5563

DCH4 Trail# 2029 – 11/10/18 @ 3pm

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November Spawned a Monster Trail

Hares: Per View and any volunteers (hopefully other November Birthdays)

Start: Upper Parking Lot of Mt Vernon Rec Center – 2017 Belle View Blvd Alexandria, VA

Cost: $6

Directions:

Driving: From I495, take Route 1 South – Richmond Hwy(exit 177A), turn Left onto Ft Hunt Road. Turn right onto Belle View Blvd. The park/rec center is at the corner of Ft Hunt and Belle View – enter parking lot via Belle View. Go to the upper most parking lot and look for wankers.

Metro: Closest station is Huntington Ave on the Yellow line. It’s about 1.5 miles away and accessible via bike lanes. However, there is a lot of track work going on over the weekend so plan accordingly. Probably best to take an uber or find a ride from a station further up the line??

Other Trail Deets: Dogs must be kept on leash. EVERYBODY should bring dry socks and shoes – if it continues to rain, everybody will get wet. A to A’. Short trail 2.5-3 miles, long trail 3.5-4.5.

On After: Most likely DRP (Del Ray Pizzeria) Belle Haven @ 1401 Belle Haven Road
Alexandria, Virginia 22307

If the pack is too large we may have to go to Chilis or TGIF on Richmond Hwy…

DCH4 Trail# 2028 – 11/3/18 @ 3pm

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It’s Brewmball baby (Just like Ice Hockey, but without the skates). Nothing is more entertaining then watching a bunch of drunk Hashers running on the ice. So bring those hockey jerseys come on out and play, or watch DCH4 and WH4 co-host it’s first ever Broomball.

Start: Medstar Capitals Iceplex (627 N. Glebe rd. Arlington VA)
Hares: Apparently Pregnant, maybe others
Cost: $6 – Hash only, $15 – Broomball only, $20 – Both
Time: 3pm – Hash, 6pm – Broomball
Metro: Closest metro is Ballston about a half mile away.
Trail Details: Trail will be A-A’ or A-B. There will be a bag vehicle present. Trail is Stroller and dog friendly. There is some water on trail, but it’s avoided. I would still bring a dry bag just in case.
On After: Brewmball baby (627 N Glebe rd. Arlington, Va)
On After details: I was told to bring cranium gear if you plan on playing Broomball, your $15 will provide your broom. It’s an ice rink, therefore it’s probably cold, especially if your spectating, bring something warm. DOGS NOT ALLOWED AT ON AFTER!
 
Bitching rants complaints: You can call me (Ass Spelunker) @ 757-636-2524