Past Trails

Start: 13421 Georgia Ave Silver Spring MD 20906

Nearest metro: Glenmont – take M20 or M22 – 15 min ride from metro or text PJ for pick up at 240-672-8819

Hare: Princess Jizzmine

Details: A-A
Runners: 4 miles / 2.69/5 shiggy
Walkers 2 miles / 1.69/5 shiggy

Post lube: 7 Locks Brewery
12227 Wilkins Ave Silver Spring, MD
Closest metro from 7 locks: Twinbrook

What to bring:
Hash cash 💰($7)
Clean dry clothes & shoes/ dry bag 👟
A positive attitude 😆
Vessel 🍺

A charcuterie trail. Time to get bougie.

🐇 Hare(s): CP and Spike

📍 Location: 4105 Jones Bridge Rd, Chevy Chase. North Chevy Chase Local Park

https://maps.app.goo.gl/UxqqTk1R6yFUbGzq8?g_st=ipc

⏰ start time: 3pm

🏃‍♀️ Distance: Runners: 4 miles / Walkers: 2 miles

🌿 Shiggy Level (out of 10): Runners: 4-5 / Walkers: 3

👶 Stroller Friendly? Sadly no

🐕 Dog friendly?: Yes

💵 Cost: $7

📱Hares contact number: 773-531-3209

MD Renn Faire Pub crawl, this is inside of Renn Faire. Unless you have tickets, you can’t get in. 

Reminder of the early start time of 10am!!!

This is the Renn Fair. So traffic is usually bad heading to the parking lot, so plan accordingly. 

This schedule is for meeting up and having central locations to be, if you want to go do or see anything in particular, please do! There are so many amazing vendors at faire! I have thrown in what I am interested in doing and will be attending, please reach out if you have questions, ideas, or want suggestions!

This year’s story line in brief: The festival focuses on Henry the VIII throughout his 6 wives, and the festival is the year 1539 when Henry VIII is looking for his 4th wife. He has the famous painter Hans Holbein with him this year in Revel Grove to paint the most eligible brides of Europe. Plus, it’s Celtic weekend!

I will make a Facebook post in the group for rides to try to link those with space in their cars and those who need rides. Please text me at 240-672-8819 if you need a ride and don’t have Facebook.

Caravaning option from PJ & PITA’s at 2503 Dennis Ave Silver Spring, MD, leaving by 09:30am to get to Renn Faire.

Pub crawl start time: 10:30 / 11am depending on renn faire traffic. Prelube in parking lot!

Pub 1: O’Shuck’s
Arrival – 12:30pm – PJ will be here until 12:30 since its close to the entrance
literally the first pub you come across at the faire, pro tip: go to the back of the pub for a shorter line.
Has food as well – mainly oysters and seafood

Pub 2: White Hart Tavern 12:30-2pm (keep on the road to left after O’shuck’s)
Musical Entertainment: The Langer’s Ball
Optional nearby: 1:30pm Shakespeare’s Skum (Shakespeare in 30 or less improv) at The Globe Theater stage performing Othello
Extra credit nearby: Wine Garden – has the most variety of drinks at the faire

Pub 3: The Boar’s Head 2-3pm (walk past all the food vendors and keep going straight until you see the pub on the right)
Optional: 3pm DeBracey Productions Equestrian Show & Joust at Jousting Arena – will need to get there early to get good seats!
2 extra credit beers stalls nearby to the left of the arena!

Pub 4: The Dragon 4pm to whenever we feel like it
(Go down Mary’s Dale Way and keep to the right, when you see a church, keep going its just past it over the hill)

Make a last stop at the White Hart on our way out!

Map of the Village: https://rennfest.com/map-of-the-village/
This years storyline https://rennfest.com/this-years-story-line/
Renn faire schedule of events: https://rennfest.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/2025-Rennfest-Schedule-Final-or-Web-1.pdf
Frequently asked questions https://rennfest.com/faqs/

Pro tips:
* Pj has the tickets at will call and will be near the front to hand them out – text or call PJ 240-672-8819 on day of to get in touch – please be nice and remember it’s my birthday weekend 🙂
* It is outside, there is some shade and the joust arena can get quite a bit of sun, plan accordingly
* Current weather predictions say: partly cloudy with high of 77 with low of 63
* This has always been a mainly cash event, I have always brought at least $200 to avoid the ATM lines and fees, that being said, more and more vendors are taking cards as well now.
* Wear shoes/clothes you’re ok with getting dusty or muddy depending on the weather
* Pace yourselves, this is a marathon not a sprint and remember we are adults
* Renn faire parking line and traffic can take awhile, so plan accordingly
* Bees are a thing. Please know if you have an allergy and bring an epipen. Please don’t wear any scents that will attract them anymore then they will be to our drinks. They are not the cute kind.

Please reach out if you have questions! I look forward to seeing you all on Saturday at 11am!

On on,
PJ

1pm start, 1 pm start, 1 pm start!

Starting early, so people can also make it to Ernest whoringways super soft birthday party in the evening.

Hares: Krash Test Honey, Blinded by the Spooge

Location: Southwest Park & Ride Catonsville

https://maps.app.goo.gl/QLw5SBeSHtA9oB6c6

39.2466788, -76.7199795

A to A

Mostly park trails. More pavement. Not stroller friendly. Leashed dogs.

Distance… Runners 5.15mi and walkers less than 3.14mi.

Cost $7

Contact: Spooge 24o-64four-455six

On-after: Ernest Whoringway’s Super Soft 40th Birthday!
8138 Villaggio Dr, Millersville, MD 21108-1285, United States

Theme: Sportsball is back!

Wear your favorite sportsball attire and let’s tailgate in this gorgeous fall weather! We’ll be grilling out and playing our favorite tailgate games like we never left college.

Hares: I’m Big in Japan and Draggin’ Furry Ass

Location: Pleasant View Park (39.0408244829663, -77.06334540908485)

Metro accessible: Wheaton metro is 15 min. walk away. 0.7 miles. If you sweet talk me, we may be able to arrange a pick up.

Parking: You can park at the park. If there are orange cones in the way, move them. If there’s no parking left at the park, then you can park on Upton Dr or Norris Dr. Do not park at the Montessori school.

Distance: 5mi+ for runners. ~3.5mi for walkers.

Shiggy level: 4/10. Bring shiggy socks.

Stroller friendly? Runners – no. Walkers: probably not. Maybe with a bit of effort

Dog friendly? Runners – tough dog. Walkers – yes

Cost: $7

On-after at: our house! Bring a chair.

Hares contact number: 571- fo 9 fo – 9731

Please RSVP early so I know how much food to buy!

Theme: Pay Per Views 30th (Pearl) Hashiversary. Wear your finest pearl necklace 😏😜

🐇 Hare(s): Pay Per View, Tour duh Whore and Mouthfull

📍 Location: Ben Brenmen Park – 4800 Brenmen Park Drive

https://maps.app.goo.gl/wUxeESdNZCVbCt956?g_st=ipc

🏃‍♀️ Distance: Runners 4 miles, walkers 2-3

🌿 Shiggy Level: 2 (could change)

👶 Stroller Friendly?: Yes

🐕 Dog friendly?: Yes

💵 Cost: $7

🍺 On-after at: working on it ..

📱Hares contact number: 703-678-3640,

Other: Bring ID and $$$ on trail for impromptu beer/cocktaill check

Nobody signed up to hare so there will be no trail this week.

***Note the 1 pm start time! ****

 

Prepare for some toxic positivity and divine hashing.

This Saturday is DCH4 trail #2282 and it’s on Aug 16th. coincidence? I think not!

According to woo-woo lore, Angel number trail 2282 signifies divine guidance, spiritual growth, and the presence of guardian angels. 👼 It encourages maintaining a positive outlook and trusting in their guidance, especially during challenging times.

The Harmonic Convergence: the Sun, ☀️ the 🌙 and 6 of the planets 🪐 were aligned in a triangular position as seen from the Earth. The largest worldwide meditation event was held on August 16 in 1987!

Cum as your favorite angel, guru or shaman… No negativity will be allowed!

DHO and Tramp Substantiation will be your guardian angels with a special guest hare…

ByoE to 1189 Hammond Ln, Odenton, MD 21113-2015, United States

Hares away: 1:00 pee m

Hash cash: $7

5 miles of cloud like ethereal pleasure for runners and less then 3 miles of blissful inner peace for walkers.

Our generous Grand Mattress has opened her pool for your before and after trail festivities. Pool opens at noon for prelube and will be the on after. This means bring your own everything! Some orange food and trail beers will be provided. If you want more you will need to bring it! No glass please!

🎉 Trail Announcement: Three-Way Full Moon Gangbang! 🍑🌕🍆

ON-ON you dirty degenerates!
Get ready to lube up your livers and stretch your stamina, because
this week’s trail is a FULL-ON, FULL-MOON GANGBANG brought to you by
DCH4, White House, and Full Moon H3 — that’s right, it’s a triple
penetration of trail debauchery!

📅 Date: 9 Aug 2025
🕖 Sign in Time: 3:00 PM HST (Hare Standard Time)

🕖 Circle Time: 3:15 PM HST (Hare Standard Time)
🕖 Pack Away: 3:30 PM HST (Hare Standard Time)
📍 Start Location:

Fletcher’s Cove Boathouse/Picnic Area
Picnic Area Parking Lot
4940 Canal Rd NW,
Washington, D.C. 20007
https://www.google.com/maps/place/4940+Canal+Rd+NW,+Washington,+DC+20007/@38.9193777,-77.1033459,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x89b7b6098d1d5acb:0xdbec78bbe1008c3b!8m2!3d38.9193735!4d-77.1011572

🚇 Nearest Metro/Transport: 69min walk from Rosslyn Metro
🍻 Hash Cash: $11
💡 What to Bring: Fun Pants, thirst for beer, a moral compass you won’t be using, and a strong pelvic floor.

👯‍♂️ Hares:
Raspberry VJ
Dude, That Guy

🌕 Trail Deets:
Expect 3(walker)-5(runner) miles of slippery turns, confusing
markings, inappropriate name-calling in public spaces, and beer checks
that’ll leave you asking, “Whose leg is that?”

🐶 Dog Friendly: Yes

🛒Stroller Friendly: Mostly?

🧠 Theme:
Dress for a gangbang under the glow of the afternoon sun! Think
blacklight lingerie, silk robes, leather harnesses, or just show up in
your afterglow. 🌒

💦 On-After:
Nick’s Riverside Grill
3050 K St NW, Washington, DC 20007
because no one finishes early at a gangbang.

🗣️ Circle will be filthy. Virgins will be ruined. Beer will be spilled. If you wanted a calm Saturday, you chose the wrong one.

🐇 Hare(s): UpperCunt, I Kock a Lot, Spewart Little

📍 Location: Grist Mill Park
https://maps.app.goo.gl/af3Jz4hoyNYgH8KT7

🏃‍♀️ Distance: Runners 4.69
Walkers 2.69

🌿 Shiggy Level: 3.69 out of 10

👶 Stroller Friendly?: Walkers only

🐕 Dog friendly?: yes

💵 Cost: $7

🍺 On-after at: Buffalo Wild Wings

📱Hares contact number: 571 409 4343

Other: a pavement pounder with some shiggy, some not. Come for a round, stay for a shot!