Cum one cum all to celebrate the Anal shit show that is Tour Duh Hash! An event of epdick proportions! You too can make horrible decisions for 10 days straight and complete not 1, not 2 but all fucking 13 trails! Start your day with Mount Vernon’s trail at 10am (also in spring field, because we care about not killing people with too much driving) and start your journey into total inebriation. Tell your friends! Tell your loved ones! Get your ass to trail! Help us beat last years attendance record of 61 wankers!
Hare(s):
PITA
Blinded by the Spooge
French Toasted
Polish Face polish
Location:
Gambrill Park & Ride
7321 Gambrill Rd, Springfield, VA 22153
38.7554185236883, -77.23174851398315
https://maps.app.goo.gl/p6bf5182VZAuDYjG6
Distance and Info:
A to A
Runners ~6.5mi
Walkers ~3.5mi
Shiggy level: Runners 6.5.
Water Crossing
Dog friendly.
Not stroller friendly.
walkers: Walkers Shiggy level
Water Crossing possible. Can be avoided. Also depends on rain.
Dog friendly.
Not stroller friendly
Cost $8